One night during a Taekwondo class, a student did not properly answer up to the instructor, so the instructor slapped the student. Everyone in the class gasped. Then the instructor slapped a student standing next to the first student and said "There I granted your wish!" The student asked "Why did you do that?"

The instructor replied "Because, I know that after class you were going to
say to someone 'I wish he had tried that with me!'"

If TKD students ruled the world...

- Your instructor would become 20 years younger so you
could really see how good they really were.

- After every tournament, the competitors would get a
chance to spar with the referees.

- Doboks would be acceptable business attire
and everyone would have to wear them.

- Brazilian Jiu-jitsu students would all develop a painful rash on their backs so they would have to fight standing up.

- There would be 365 different belt colours, so you could get promoted just for coming to a class.